Cockfosters

As we gather in the bar at the Turbine Theatre, Battersea a man clad in a bright orange waistcoat appears, loudhailer in hand to announce a delay to the departure of Cockfosters.  It’s the beginning of an hours’ worth of chaos that is about to erupt on stage.

Cockfosters has long been a ‘snigger’ destination for those travelling on the Piccadilly Line of the London Underground, especially for children looking for the excuse to say ‘cock’.  Therefore, the bystander might imagine that Cockfosters is set up to be an hour of slightly smutty jokes.  It isn’t, but it is certainly the vehicle (pun intended) for extracting and developing every bizarre interaction you may have ever seen on the tube.  From the woman having a meltdown because you have had the audacity to offer her your seat, to the guy flicking through TikTok on full volume (ironically, playing an ad for noise-reducing headphones!) without a thought for the other 50 people gathered in the carriage.

The company is led by Sam Rees-Bailey and Beth Lilly whose characters have recently returned to Heathrow after two unsuccessful trips abroad.  Beth, playing Tori, had gone to find herself but had instead found Tequila and a month-long hangover, whilst Sam had gone on a romantic trip for two on his own, after breaking up with his fiancé!  They find themselves thrust together on a rattling carriage travelling the 53 stations up the Piccadilly Line to Cockfosters.   Cue the other people who join them for various periods of time at various points of the journey.  We encounter the American tourist who is lost but unwilling of course to listen to any advice, and the people all reading the same book while ignoring each other.  But there is much, much more, with characters arriving and leaving, changing the dynamic at every point, and even a gameshow thrown into the mix.  The natural stop-start way of the tube allows for quick plot changes, and as in real life, you are never quite sure who you will encounter next!

The stars of this production are certainly the ensemble: Natasha Vasandani, Amy Bianchi, Ed Bowles, Harry Bradley and Kit Loyd who interchange (yes there’s another pun) roles in the tap of an oyster card adding to the chaos and fun.  A simple set, helpful soundscape and quality sound and light all add to this show landing safely at its final destination.

There are a couple of occasions when the plot goes onto an abandoned side rail, but you are not there for long.  All in all it’s a fun hour in a dark tunnel.  (I’m referring to the Turbine Theatre here). Catch it if you can.

This show was reviewed on the 15th August 2024 at the Turbine Theatre, London where it runs until the 31st August 2024.  Tickets available here: Cockfosters | The Turbine Theatre

Review written by Paul Wood

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Photo credit: Marshall Stay

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You can watch our interview with Beth Lilly who plays Tori in the show here:

 https://youtu.be/PX1bi5EGEmQ?si=SeEDyPGNCyltqdVl

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